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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

My Thinking Exactly...

Conservative v. Liberal

  • If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn't buy one.
  • If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
  • If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
  • If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
  • If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
  • A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
  • If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
  • If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect .
  • If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
  • Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
  • If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
  • A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
  • If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
  • Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
  • If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
  • A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
  • If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
  • A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

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At 10/13/2009 7:24 PM , Blogger Mary said...

So true -So true.


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