My Thinking Exactly...
Conservative v. Liberal
- If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn't buy one.
- If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
- If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
- If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
- A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
- If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
- If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect .
- If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
- Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
- If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
- A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
- If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
- Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
- If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
- A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
- If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
- A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.